"If I had a dime for every time I drive to the pool..."
"The best things in life are free. Fly, back, and breast aren't bad either."
No shirt, no shoes, no problem"
"If I have but one day to live, please take me to a swim meet because they last forever."
A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary co-ordination but characterized (in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accompanied by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer."